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C\u2019est l’histoire de Rom\u00e9o, un r\u00e9dacteur passionn\u00e9 du web, et de Juliette, la femme de sa vie. Rom\u00e9o est fou amoureux, mais il y a un probl\u00e8me de taille : le p\u00e8re de Juliette n\u2019est autre que Monsieur Google, un patriarche tyrannique, impr\u00e9visible et obs\u00e9d\u00e9 par les r\u00e8gles.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pour pouvoir \u00e9pouser Juliette, Rom\u00e9o doit d’abord passer le repas dominical chez son futur beau-p\u00e8re et obtenir sa b\u00e9n\u00e9diction.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

D\u00e8s l’ap\u00e9ritif, l’ambiance est lourde. Monsieur Google fixe Rom\u00e9o avec un regard glacial, et l\u00e2che : \u00ab Alors Rom\u00e9o, j’ai analys\u00e9 ton profil. Ton autorit\u00e9 de domaine est un peu faible, et je trouve que tu manques cruellement de backlinks de qualit\u00e9 dans ton entourage \u00bb.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Rom\u00e9o avale sa salive, mais reste poli : \u00ab Monsieur Google, je vous assure que mes intentions sont pures. Mon amour pour Juliette est optimis\u00e9 pour durer.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n

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Le repas commence. On sert la soupe. Rom\u00e9o, voulant impressionner la galerie, lance : \u00ab Oh, quelle excellente soupe ! Une soupe vraiment d\u00e9licieuse. C’est la meilleure soupe que j’ai mang\u00e9e dans la cat\u00e9gorie \u00ab\u00a0soupe de l\u00e9gumes\u00a0\u00bb. D’ailleurs, si vous cherchez une recette de soupe pas ch\u00e8re… \u00bb<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Monsieur Google tape du poing sur la table : \u00ab Keyword stuffing !<\/em><\/strong> Tu satures l’espace, Rom\u00e9o. C’est indigeste. Une seule mention de la soupe aurait suffi. P\u00e9nalit\u00e9 ! Tu es priv\u00e9 de pain. \u00bb<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Rom\u00e9o rougit, s’excuse et d\u00e9cide de changer de strat\u00e9gie. Pendant le plat principal, il choisit de ne plus parler du tout pour \u00e9viter les erreurs. Il se contente de sourire et de faire de grands gestes pour montrer qu’il appr\u00e9cie le poulet r\u00f4ti.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Monsieur Google fronce les sourcils, sort un chronom\u00e8tre, et s’exclame : \u00ab Dis donc, ton temps de chargement est interminable ! Tu mets trois minutes \u00e0 faire passer une info entre ton cerveau et ta bouche. Et ton design n’est absolument pas \u00ab\u00a0user-friendly\u00a0\u00bb. Regarde comment tu tiens ta fourchette ! \u00bb<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

D\u00e9stabilis\u00e9, Rom\u00e9o tente le tout pour le tout au moment du dessert. Il regarde Juliette dans les yeux et lui livre une d\u00e9claration d’amour absolument magnifique, po\u00e9tique, originale, dict\u00e9e par le c\u0153ur. Juliette a les larmes aux yeux.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Monsieur Google tape sur son smartphone, l’air suspicieux. Soudain, il l\u00e8ve la t\u00eate, furieux : \u00ab Plagiat ! Contenu dupliqu\u00e9 !<\/em><\/strong> Cette tirade vient textuellement de Cyrano de Bergerac ! Tu as juste chang\u00e9 trois adjectifs. Je te d\u00e9sindexe de cette maison imm\u00e9diatement ! \u00bb<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n

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Rom\u00e9o, au d\u00e9sespoir, comprend qu\u2019il a perdu la partie. Il se l\u00e8ve, ramasse ses affaires et se dirige vers la porte. Mais juste avant d’ouvrir, il se retourne et lance une derni\u00e8re phrase, sans r\u00e9fl\u00e9chir : \u00ab De toute fa\u00e7on, Monsieur Google, votre maison est mal balis\u00e9e, votre fille m\u00e9rite une meilleure exp\u00e9rience utilisateur, et sachez que je pars… mais que je reviendrai en force sur Bing ! \u00bb<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Monsieur Google bl\u00eamit, foudroy\u00e9 par l’audace.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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